Curiosity killed the gargoyle, or so the saying goes. Except that it's about cats. And Vigil technically is a grotesque, not a gargoyle. And there's no killing to be had, except the possibility of dying from sheer embarrassment. Seeing September nonplussed is such a rare occurrence that he can't help but scamper over to see what the fuss is about.

"Hi!" he chirps, maneuvering towards a place where he can look over the observer's shoulder. "Who's your new frienaaooooohh my sweet and loving Gods above and below my tail does not go there." He's...he's going to need a moment.

"!!!"