[Walter hands off the offending materials. His brain is thoroughly broken, thank you very much.]

It's not something I wrote, just so you know. The situation is fascinating in it's way, and I think the possibility is--I mean, not with you, but perhaps once upon a time when I was younger and things were--but the grammar, it's as if they're not even using English... who writes this drivel?

[pause]

Not that I believe you'd be anything less than magnificent, you understand.