[ A flash of a charming smile fills the screen. A man with messy dirty blond hair in a bright red leather duster on. Some old style headphones hang around his neck. As he lifts his beer towards the camera.]

Starlord here, yeah. Starlord, remember it! I just came as part of a dare. Yeah, I admit it. But hey, this place is pretty cool man. I kinda like whole vibe.

[ He chuckled, because he's a bit buzzed and really has nothing better to offer.]

Starlord out. [ He makes a mock salute and downs the rest of the glass in one gulp.]