[He's pretty sure Roman would make fun of him for being any level of drunk if Roman was sober during it. But Niko is not an honorable soul when it comes to that and would do the same.]
Fancy Lads? [There's a particular scrunch to Niko's face at that, but ultimately he concludes it's probably something like jelly babies, likely.]
If you can have bread and milk and cheese you can have most of the good foods anyway. Or stew. If you have enough vegetables for stew. [Otherwise Niko would only get vegetables through bread buns.] But I guess there wouldn't be fish in a Wasteland. Maybe we find some that doesn't stink like Lucklurk. Lakelick. Lake. Lurk.
[Miraculously the four armed woman returns already, thank you speedy ovens, with a huge pizza. It takes up a lot of the space between them, she warns that it's hot, and leaves plates for them.]
[Niko is also a heathen who doesn't care about plates. Or the heat so much. He's already trying to pick up a piece and not lose half the toppings in a cheese avalanche, which is hard when you're so drunk that forward is an adventure.]
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Fancy Lads? [There's a particular scrunch to Niko's face at that, but ultimately he concludes it's probably something like jelly babies, likely.]
If you can have bread and milk and cheese you can have most of the good foods anyway. Or stew. If you have enough vegetables for stew. [Otherwise Niko would only get vegetables through bread buns.] But I guess there wouldn't be fish in a Wasteland. Maybe we find some that doesn't stink like Lucklurk. Lakelick. Lake. Lurk.
[Miraculously the four armed woman returns already, thank you speedy ovens, with a huge pizza. It takes up a lot of the space between them, she warns that it's hot, and leaves plates for them.]
[Niko is also a heathen who doesn't care about plates. Or the heat so much. He's already trying to pick up a piece and not lose half the toppings in a cheese avalanche, which is hard when you're so drunk that forward is an adventure.]