Are you a sniper? Those were sniper rifles. I bet you're a sniper. Because you're not a bear.

[His voice modulation changes comically between the sentences, as if he's really thinking this thing out.] I had a beret too! But it was green. And I kept it tucked into my belt because I kept losing it.

I don't have it anymore. That was a stupid war. [He waves it off dismissively.]