Normally if my wallet's wandered off, I'd think I had too much to drink.

[ He looks down at his glass of wine before picking it up and examining it thoroughly. No legs on this one, thankfully. Dorian seems at least pleased by that. ]

So, soon the rest of the guests might gain ambulant wallets as well? Sounds like they're quite the nuisance, these props. Fascinating.

[ Terrible and annoying, but that too. ]

They wouldn't happen to eat wallets, would they?